dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

intensional:

this child is just like me when i get tickled 

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Anonymous: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

averytinygoat:

y’all wanting to fuck a buncha animatronic furries from five nights at freddys, I’m gonna give you five nights at church tbh 

strapazzolli:

TILDA SWINTON by TIM WALKER - Stranger Than Paradise for W Magazine, May 2013.

titansxarexmyxtrigger:

Every single person who reblogs this

Every

Single

Person

will get a horrible pick-up line in their ask.